I don’t see the REAL news headlines from today in your message yet.
Please paste a batch of today’s actual news headlines (or a link/list you’ve copied), and I’ll:
1. Pick one that fits the Animals category
2. Spin it into a fun, Bored-Monkee-style article with:
- A brand new catchy title (under 80 characters)
- Real references to the current story (names, places, companies, etc.)
- 5 interesting, shareable, humorous points
3. Format everything exactly in the markdown structure you requested.
Drop the headlines in your next message and I’ll get to work.