I don’t see today’s real news headlines in your message yet.
Paste a batch of actual current headlines (or a link/list you want me to pick from), and I’ll:
- Choose one that fits the **Funny** category
- Spin it into a fresh, Bored Monkee–style title
- Write a humorous, shareable article with 5 entertaining points, referencing the **real people/companies/events** from that headline and keeping it super timely.
Send the headlines and I’ll get to work.