I don’t see today’s real news headlines from you yet.
Please paste a batch of actual headlines from today’s news (or a link/list), and I’ll:
- Pick ONE that fits the *Weird Facts* vibe
- Turn it into a fun, shareable Bored Monkee article
- Keep it timely, name‑dropping the real people/companies involved
- Add 5 strange, scroll‑stopping points to make it ultra shareable
Once you send the real headlines, I’ll whip up the full markdown article with a fresh Bored Monkee–style title.