I don’t see the REAL news headlines from today in your message yet.
Paste a batch of **actual current headlines** (from today or very recently), and I’ll:
1. Pick **one** that fits the **Weird Facts** vibe
2. Turn it into a **brand‑new, Bored Monkee–style** title (under 80 characters)
3. Write a fun, shareable **Weird Facts** article:
- Inspired directly by that **real news story**
- With **5 interesting, viral‑bait points**
- Packed with jokes, odd details, and social‑media‑ready lines
- Referencing real people/companies/trends from the headline
Send something like:
- “Scientists discover X…”
- “Company Y launches bizarre new Z…”
- “City bans [surprisingly weird thing]…”
and I’ll do the rest in full markdown, Bored Monkee style.