I don’t see the REAL news headlines from today in your message yet.
Paste a list of today’s actual news headlines (or a screenshot/text dump of them), and I’ll:
1. Pick one that fits the Funny category
2. Write a fresh, Bored Monkee–style humor piece inspired by that *specific* real story
3. Keep it timely, reference the real names/companies/events, and make it super shareable and meme-ready
Once you send the headlines, I’ll spin them into:
- One catchy, original Bored Monkee title (under 80 characters)
- A fun intro
- 5 entertaining, viral-ready sections
- A punchy conclusion, all in proper markdown formatting.