I don’t see the REAL news headlines from today in your message yet.
Please paste today’s headlines you want me to choose from (or a list of a few), and I’ll:
- Pick one that fits the **Weird Facts** vibe
- Spin it into a **brand‑new, shareable Bored Monkee article**
- Keep it fun, timely, and clearly tied to that real news story
Drop the headlines in your next reply and I’ll get writing.