Sydney Sweeney's Box Office Blunder
First up, our favorite "Euphoria" star, Sydney Sweeney, faced a harsh reality check when her latest film turned out to be less "blockbuster" and more "bust." But hey, at least she's got that American Eagle money, right? *Wink wink*.
The Rise of the 'Zombie Squirrels'
Next, we have the terrifying tale of 'Zombie Squirrels' invading US homes. Squirrels with squirrel pox are not your typical cute, nut-munching, bushy-tailed neighbors—they're more like zombie movie extras with their oozing flesh. Yikes! Time to invest in a good squirrel-proof bird feeder, we guess.
39 Unnecessary Necessities
Ever heard of bath spaghetti or color-changing lipstick? These are just a few of the 'unnecessary necessities' that have been making lives a little sweeter. They might not be essential, but they sure do make scrolling through online shopping sites at 2 AM a lot more enjoyable!
Plastic Surgery Procedures That Even Surgeons Fear
Ever wondered what kind of procedures would make a seasoned plastic surgeon squirm? Apparently, buccal fat removal is one of them! According to experts, it can age you faster than a time machine. Now, that's an extreme anti-aging technique we're not eager to try!
Unexpected Celebrity Relatives
And finally, we've all had that moment of surprise when we find out a famous person is related to someone we know. But imagine being the person who can say, "Oh yeah, that's just my cousin on the red carpet." From Hollywood A-listers to music sensations, you won't believe who's related to whom!
Conclusion
There you have it, folks! A whole week of absurd, hilarious headlines wrapped up in a neat, laughter-filled package. Be sure to share this with your friends and spread the joy. After all, in a world full of zombie squirrels and box office flops, we could all use a good laugh!
