The Astronaut's Unexpected Post-Landing Look
Remember when ET phoned home and we all collectively went 'awww'? Well, this week, our very own earthling, astronaut Sunita Williams, returned from her space mission, and boy, did the internet blow up! Doctors everywhere are diagnosing her with 'frailty from afar,' based on a single image. Here's a wild idea: Maybe she's just tired from her intergalactic commute, folks!
The Lyft Saga: Rapper vs. Driver
In a twist that sounds as if it's straight out of a sitcom, we have a 500lb rapper who sued Lyft after a driver refused to let her in the car. And just when you thought it couldn't get any zanier, she's now gone viral with a new photoshoot! Honestly, the only thing more dramatic than this saga is the love triangle on your favorite soap opera.
A Blast From The Past: Segregation in 2025?
In a shocking turn of events that feels like a time machine malfunction, segregation is no longer explicitly banned in federal contracts. Now, we're not experts, but isn't this like taking one giant leap backward for mankind? Someone better check if we're still in 2025 or if we've accidentally slipped into a wormhole leading back to the 1920s!
Disney Quiz: Cinderella or Sneakerella?
If you've ever dreamed of strolling through Disney World, here's your chance! Apparently, if you ace a quiz on Disney shoes (yes, you read that right), you're deemed worthy of a free pass. So put on your thinking caps and channel your inner Disney princess – or maybe just their shoe-fetish!
The Kidney-Worthy Shoes
In a "soleful" piece of news, a custom shoe designer is creating footwear so gorgeous, some claim they would sell a kidney to own a pair. While we appreciate the dedication to fashion, we really hope it doesn't come to that. Remember, folks, keep your organs, and maybe just save up instead!
Conclusion
Well, there you have it! This week's roundup of madness surely didn't disappoint. From health concerns over astronauts based on a single image to shockingly outdated policies in 2025, it's been a doozy of a week. So sit back, share a laugh, and remember – no matter how crazy your week gets, there's always someone out there having a wilder one!
