5 Hysterically Ingenious Life Hacks: The Unforeseen Lovechild of Sherlock Holmes and Jim Carrey

Inspired by reactions to Trump's tariff announcements, we've got a foolproof investment hack for you. No, it's not the stock market. It's toilet paper. Hear us out. It's a commodity everyone needs, and its value only goes up when you're out. So, why not stockpile it? The next time someone asks about your retirement plan, just casually mention your TP portfolio.

Next up, we've got a beauty hack that's got TikTok reviewers in a tizzy. Forget the expensive mascaras. Get yourself some black shoe polish. Just kidding! No, really, your best bet is to actually use mascara, but remember, it’s not about the product, it's about the application. If you apply it while doing the renegade dance, it seems to work better. Or at least, it's funnier to watch.

Jacob Elordi’s Madame Tussauds wax figure has the internet going wild. While we can't promise you the same effect, we can suggest a hack. Get a wax figure of yourself. It may not quench the internet's thirst, but it will certainly give your guests a good laugh when they walk into your living room.

Tired of wasting money on personal care products that don't deliver? Try this. Use duct tape for everything. Excess ear wax? Duct tape. Sweating? Duct tape. Dandruff? You guessed it, duct tape. It's the ultimate personal care product. And if it doesn't work, at least you'll have a hilarious story to tell.

Ever wondered what it would be like to look like Barbie? Well, this lady spent $120k to find out. Our hack? Grab a pink dress, some high heels, and a cheap blonde wig. Voila, you're Barbie! You're welcome for saving you $119,950.