We all love a clever life hack, don't we? Especially the ones that make us look like the love child of Albert Einstein and Jim Carrey. But what if we had some life hacks that were so outlandishly funny, they could only exist in a parallel universe? Well, grab your space helmet and hop on board our imaginary rocket ship because we're about to embark on a journey beyond the realm of the possible and into the hilariously absurd.
1. The Self-Braiding Hair Helmet
Inspired by the "Psycho" viral video of a woman who woke up on a flight to find her hair mysteriously braided, we bring you the Self-Braiding Hair Helmet. Imagine the convenience of having your hair braided while you sleep, but without the creepy stranger. A gadget from another dimension where privacy is respected and good hair days are guaranteed!
2. The Tubing Mascara Time Machine
Who needs regular tubing mascaras when you can have one that takes you back in time? Every time you take off your mascara (smudge-free, of course), you're transported back to the moment you first put it on. You get to relive your day and fix any mishaps, like that embarrassing stumble in front of your crush. Now that's what we call a real eye-opener!
3. The Child Cleaning Drone
Tired of cleaning up after your kids? In our alternate universe, we have the Child Cleaning Drone. This nifty device not only cleans up your child's messes, it also gives them a quick dusting, ensuring they stay spick and span. It's the perfect blend of practical and utterly ridiculous.
4. The Trump Golf Counter App
For those who are so, so, so over Trump's golf trips, we present the Trump Golf Counter App. This hilariously pointless app keeps track of how much taxpayer money is being spent on his golf trips. It even converts the amount into other useful metrics, like how many tacos that money could have bought. It's the perfect way to stay informed and entertained.
5. The Celebrity Child Simulator
Ever wondered what it's like to be a celebrity child? Look no further than the Celebrity Child Simulator. Experience the highs and lows of being in the limelight from an early age, all while sitting in your PJs. From slow-clapping at your cracked iPhone screen to handling criticism for your podcast guests, you'll never have a dull moment!
Conclusion
Life hacks are all about making our lives easier, but in our parallel universe, they're all about making us laugh. Whether it's self-braiding hair helmets or mascara time machines, these outrageous life hacks are sure to tickle your funny bone. And while they may not exist in reality (yet), they sure do make for some hilarious daydreaming. Live long and prosper in hilarity, fellow Monkees!
