Bananas Are Berries...But Strawberries Aren't?
Here's a juicy tidbit to start us off. In the bizarre world of botany, bananas are classified as berries. But hold on to your fruit salad, folks, because strawberries are imposters in the berry world! Technically, they aren't berries at all. Take a moment to let your pet goldfish swim through the pool of confusion.
An Octopus Has Three Hearts, But No Doughnuts
Our eight-legged, squishy friends of the sea have not one, not two, but three hearts! Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. But wait, where's the doughnut you ask? Sadly, the octopus lacks a donut-shaped brain as reported by some overzealous fact-finders. Sorry to burst your bubble, it's just a myth!
You Can't Hum While Holding Your Nose
Go on, give it a try. We'll wait. Any luck? Nope, didn't think so. It’s physically impossible to hum while holding your nose. This is because humming requires you to exhale, which you can't do while your nose is shut. Your pet goldfish may laugh at your attempt though.
A Group of Flamingos Is Called a Flamboyance
Ever seen a group of flamingos strutting their stuff? They're not just a flock, they're a "flamboyance." Yes, darling, a flamboyance of flamingos! It must be all the pink feathers and stylish strutting that earned them this fabulous title. Your pet goldfish is already working on its flamingo impression.
The Eiffel Tower Can Grow in Summer
Heat makes everything expand, right? Well, the Eiffel Tower is no exception. It can grow up to six inches taller in the summer heat. We can't promise the same for your height, unfortunately. But hey, isn't that a towering fact to share?
Conclusion
Armed with these fantastically bizarre facts, you're bound to be the life of any social gathering (even if it's just a party of one and a goldfish). So go ahead, share these facts, and watch as your pet goldfish start practicing its salsa moves. Don't forget to come back for more, because here at Bored Monkee, we've got an endless supply of absurdly hilarious facts to keep you entertained!
